LeTtEr To U...ArSehO|e...

dear arsehole sng (or affectionately called YY by some. like whatever! -rolls eyes-),

thanks for all the accusations you've threw at me. thanks! really man! can't say i didn't learn a bit of SHIT from you. you have successfully bring "ARSEHOLE" to a whole new level! and gave a whole new meaning to the term "BASTARD". and thanks once again for letting me know and understand what "brotherhood" really mean. :)

i'd like to tell you that if i wanted to i could have sued you for illegal possession of others' properties or simply put -- theft. and also, according to the clause of the "terms and agreement of termination" you were supposed to return all properties, materials, brochures etc owned by the company or bearing the company's information at the point of termination. however, you failed to comply to that clause for like 3 freaking months? and you dare to threaten me? HELLO! wake up and smell the flowers dude! stop acting like a freaking small kid who's always running to hide behind mommy's skirt and cry when someone "bullies" you. stand up for yourself lah! what is this? you think you bring out your mom i scared ar?! come on man! she's neither the buyer nor the seller. so who in the world gave her the rights to speak AT ALL? tell her to shut her trap and listen! yes! LISTEN! if that's the last thing she should do, listen!

if you want a refund, please take a look at the top left hand corner of the invoice. it states "once sold not refundable". you think so easy get back money from others ar?! you think you demand this demand that can already? and please note once again that the sales was and still is under YOUR name MR SNG YY, acct no. 3180. and since you failed to return all properties in your possession, by legal terms, YOU were and still are the salesperson. not your father, your mother or even your great granduncle, yours truly, me! get that into you thick numb skull! get it! it's under YOUR name! and no! i was not there to make the sales, i was there to HELP you! understand?! and yes i was stupid to put "delivery after 3-4 weeks" when i fully know that it will only come after 2 months. though there were rumours of the goods coming in earlier i should have stuck to company policies and NOT give any privilege to anybody no matter if he/she/IT calls me "brother". i admit i am at fault for this and apologise. but i also clearly remember telling your uncle that by right it should only arrive 2 months later. don't bastard me and say it's not true. this was the practice then. and you fully know about it. so what is it about the goods not delivered on time? oh ya! i shot myself in the leg stupid me. stupid enough to want to fight for you to get to use it faster right? thanks again! i learnt not to bastard myself. :D

and yes, accusing me of bringing an old, used good for you. oh man! that's like the ultimate! why don't you ask how many people i've approached for a new one? and yes! i do have an old one prepared and ready to bastard you with. but did i? no i didn't and very obviously, old or new, you smell also know already. see also can tell. i could tell the difference so i gave up the bastardy act. and i took it as my responsibility when the goods are gonna be delayed since they'll only arrive in singapore on the friday itself. but at the same time i still have people i'm waiting for an answer for release of goods to me. and yes on friday itself someone brought one for me and, by right, it should have been at a right timing. but did you mom listen? no! she thinks she's "oh-so-smart" mouth rattering on and on like a machine gun. pity though. she's has such beauty but then again she proved that inner beauty is still one that i sought after. thanks to her, i've learnt a valuable lesson too! :P

and oh ya! regarding the money. sorry dude you won't be the one getting it. i'd send it to your uncle via mail. but you won't see me in office today. asking you down is just to bastard you that's all! haha...and yes. i do believe you have a bedpad at home...you mean to say it wasn't delievered? explain yourself then. i can bastard you if i want to. take note! arsehole! dun assume everything and everyone is against you. you will think that others are bastard-ing you course that's exactly what you would do if given a chance. you speculate people's thinkings and moves according to what you'd have done exactly. so i can see how much of a bastard you are already. and i kept giving excuses on you behalf like "i don't believe he is like this. might be the mom kaypoh, don't know anything then want to talk so much..." sorry if i blamed your mom. fact is, she doesn't know a single shit and still talk so much! to me only ignorant people will do such thing. and she refuse to listen to explanations. need i say more?

to end it all, i really want you to disappear from my life permanently, like you know what "forever" means? ya, that's what i mean. get lost and disappear. period.

yours sincerely,
Mr Nice Guy. :)